"I once got so drunk I joined the Gaelic soccer women's league. Sobered up around the time they were handing me the trophy for the championship. Apparently I knocked out 30 women to get it. Paid for my wife's car with the winnings. Still get phone calls from wheaties."
This reads like a got too drunk story.
"I once got so drunk I joined the Gaelic soccer women's league. Sobered up around the time they were handing me the trophy for the championship. Apparently I knocked out 30 women to get it. Paid for my wife's car with the winnings. Still get phone calls from wheaties."
I'll let you be the judge of that. Last time I was a judge and drunk, I declared waffles illegal. Talk about a hit to the eggo.