I have a portfolio. It's leather and looks good on my empty bookshelf. Now, my stock accounts, I have $500 invested for shits and giggles and it took me years to get that much. I say invested, because the value is somewhat lower. Thanks, Obiden.
I love being able to afford to buy the dip. Even 2 dips. Double the amount of salsa and queso on my chip!
Last month (because I can't bring myself to look now) my 401k was down $500 of my own money, and another 300 it had earned under Trump's last year. When you only have 2500 from 3 years of building and employer matching contributions, that's what liquid satan coming from your asshole feels like. Yeah, my first year of investing, I had $300 over my investments in value. How in the fuck does this happen?
Poor people don't have a 'portfolio', shit, the majority of the middle class doesn't have a portfolio!
Poor people don't have 'emergency funds'. Poor people end every month in a state of emergency.
I have a portfolio. It's leather and looks good on my empty bookshelf. Now, my stock accounts, I have $500 invested for shits and giggles and it took me years to get that much. I say invested, because the value is somewhat lower. Thanks, Obiden.
The writer's bio. Explains a lot.
I love being able to afford to buy the dip. Even 2 dips. Double the amount of salsa and queso on my chip!
Last month (because I can't bring myself to look now) my 401k was down $500 of my own money, and another 300 it had earned under Trump's last year. When you only have 2500 from 3 years of building and employer matching contributions, that's what liquid satan coming from your asshole feels like. Yeah, my first year of investing, I had $300 over my investments in value. How in the fuck does this happen?