This fucking shit, man. The edit of "I'll eat the last one and buy more" is really true. My wife will be all, "you ate the last %X" and I'll be like, "uh they sell %X for currency, buy more." Also, I'm the one cutting up pineapples and generally caring about fruits in the relationship. This bitch is literally mad that she is living with roommates and those roommates happen to be her fucking family. I'm sure when the children are old enough to get their own food she'll be yelling at them for eating the last peach despite the fact that she is the one with the drivers license and can buy more peaches.