[BEE] 11 Woke Changes Coming to Grand Theft Auto
(babylonbee.com)
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There won't be money in the game. Instead the currency is woke points. You earn woke points by murdering whites, participating in riots, and sucking off tranny prostitutes. You lose woke points if your character harms anyone higher on the pecking order than they are or fails to fall to their knees and beg for "girl dick" when a tranny walks by. If you lose all your woke points your character is executed at the gallows in the name of love and tolerance and it's game over.