Also, Russia just claimed they can't win because they're fighting superhuman mutant monsters created in "the secret American biolabs in Ukraine": https://archive.ph/KpAVm

confirm that all this is a single system of management and creation of the most cruel killing machines, (which.— “Kommersant”) was sold under the control of the United States ... And those doping that they are still given in order to generally neutralize the last traces of human consciousness and turn them into the most cruel and deadly monsters

I wrote about here recently in an absurd joke, but then they seriously went with it lmao

Apparently Victoria Nuland oversees the FEV project personally!