https://archive.ph/WNI0K - The original for the obligatory "disadvantaged poor person seeking wealth redistribution and rich person files insurance claim, net happiness increases" commentary.
https://archive.ph/Ml5j5 - And the follow up for the sheer fucking lulz.
i've said it before and i'll say it again: i value my cat's used litter over the life of anyone in my house uninvited.