extreme events drive economic instability, food insecurity, and mental stress, and disrupt infrastructure and exacerbate gender inequality.

Talk about a non-sequitur. We might be flat broke and begging, starving for fresh food while living on Doritos and orange soda, going insane, and unable to keep stores stocked or power plants working, but goddamn it that don't mean shit.

For the love of god, people might stop paying attention to the whinging of cunts, fags, and troons!

Oh, look, my use of slurs proves the article is right! Global warming has turned me into Don Rickles!