Xbox Games Showcase 2022 Reaction Thread
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Here. We. Go.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't slightly excited.
FH5 is due an expansion, Forza Motorsport 2022 might finally get a release date.
I wonder how much time will be wasted on female protagonist garbage.
Literally the first fucking one. This looks like absolute shit and the girl talks far too much in game for anyone to want it. Fucking hell, how long does this go on for? Vampires...why? Who watched Twilight at MS?
Hollow Knight again. Never played the first one.
What the fuck is this? Looks like it came from an acid trip. High on Life...someone was high on something when they came up with this shit.
Diversity hire mentions "industry defining racing experiences" - Forza Motorsport 2022 confirmed?
Riot are here...now on Game Pass...I thought it was all free anyway?
Forza Motorsport - Spring 2023 - Well, I'm both happy and sad. Spring 2023 is a long way away.
Flight Simulator...does anyone still care?
Overwatch 2 - F2P, October. New hero looks very lesbian.
Elder Scrolls Online is still a thing? So is Fallout 76?
FH5 x Hot Wheels - I never bought this expansion in FH3, but I think I will this time, just because there's nothing else to get excited about.
Women are so strong, they can kill gods. This game is very 2022. Flintlock : The Siege of Dawn. A nice long name for the boycott list.
Another Minecraft game. How are people not tired of them.
"Emotional experience" = Woke, unplayable dog shit glorified movie.
Grounded got a full release - September 2022. I really never cared for it.
Another female protagonist. I wish I kept a counter.
Diablo 4. Does it include $50,000 microtransactions? 2023, if anyone cares. I don't.
Sea of Thieves is getting a large update of personalization things. Not sure why it deserved a trailer.
Does anyone (apart from journalists and Disney execs) want to play a game as a little girl? Come on Microsoft...
Did Fortnite cause every company to make cartoonish garbage to try and emulate their wealth?
Wow, a male protagonist. Wo Long : Fallen Dynasty.
Persona 3P, 4 Golden, 5 Royal coming to Xbox Game Pass.
Kojima Productions is now part of Xbox Game Studios.
Starfield got gameplay shown. I'm surprised it's still in existence.
Show over, I really wasted my life. Could have left after FH5.
I'm sorry, comrade, but depicting a philanthropic pharmaceutical company as the bad guys is highly problematic in our current climate. The Ministry of Disinformation really can't endorse messaging which could add fuel to the fire for antivaxx extremists. I'm sure you didn't mean anything by this, but let's try to be better.
Perhaps the antagonists could be a tribe of bald pygmies who fanatically believe in alternative treatments and hate modern science? The game could start with them crashing Larry Croft's Drag Queen Equestrianism Show (hosted at a nursery) and stealing all the horse medicine.
A tranny still sounds less awful than having a woman.
At least you don't get their high-pitched whiny bleeder voices.