Sure, but monkeyeater doesn't have quite the same ring as monkeyf*cker

Yes, but you fail to connect the two. African Bushmen would routinely hunt and eat monkey meat without doing anything even close to proper preparation and storage so they got infected with Aids, then they would go to the local witch doctor who said they had to fuck a virgin to cure themselves, so they would spread it to children because they would gang rape kids who then when growing up would spread it and the past trauma of getting raped tended them to go towards faggotry and as a result you then had the transmissible disease get into the community that has upwards of hundreds to thousands of sexual partners in a years time and it spiraled out of control as fags would take that shit everywhere as super spreaders. Then the closeted fags and child molesters would spread it to other people who wouldn't realize it and then it's global.