Ok, bitch, but I don't want supersluts with AIDS plugging up MY healthcare .....
And btw, not stealing food is basic Obedience School stuff. You're less trustworthy than a dog, and less sexually fussy, at that. And oh, there are some people in this world who react very badly to someone stealing from their plate. Have fun getting your hand forked one day.
Yes, take it to the mountains. And leave it there. Bears and cougars need to eat, too. Give the moose a break.
Hey! I'm a hand-forker! I learned it from my Grampa, but he used the steak knife. He would also smash your face into your plate if you leaned over the table, and stab your elbow if it was on the table. I always assumed that eating in a civilized manner was expected of everybody.
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Ok, bitch, but I don't want supersluts with AIDS plugging up MY healthcare .....
And btw, not stealing food is basic Obedience School stuff. You're less trustworthy than a dog, and less sexually fussy, at that. And oh, there are some people in this world who react very badly to someone stealing from their plate. Have fun getting your hand forked one day.
Yes, take it to the mountains. And leave it there. Bears and cougars need to eat, too. Give the moose a break.
Hey! I'm a hand-forker! I learned it from my Grampa, but he used the steak knife. He would also smash your face into your plate if you leaned over the table, and stab your elbow if it was on the table. I always assumed that eating in a civilized manner was expected of everybody.