A collarless Johnson is aesthetically far better than an ugly old dick with a turtleneck.
Trust me, your desiccated, scarred weenie is just as much an ugly joke to me as my smooth, moisturized, shiny and flush glans, ribbed-for-her-pleasure foreskin and ultra-sensitive frenulum is to you.
Trust me, your desiccated, scarred weenie is just as much an ugly joke to me as my smooth, moisturized, shiny and flush glans, ribbed-for-her-pleasure foreskin and ultra-sensitive frenulum is to you.
How did you get so hung up on dicks? Your descriptions come from much observation and experience, I'm sure.
Yes, I do know what my own dick looks like. Shocking, I know.