99 President Macron Says He is “Opposed to Self-Defense” After Farmer Shoots One of Four Burglars Who Broke Into His Home (summit.news) posted 2 years ago by NotAGlowy 2 years ago by NotAGlowy +99 / -0 46 comments share 46 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The correct response is to say that you shot the person, and they no longer need to come.
Then when cops show up in five minutes, interrupting the crime, and ask: "Didn't you say you shot him?" You reply: "Didn't you say nothing can be done?"
"I said I shouted at him, not shot at him. Get your hearing-impaired diversity hire off the phone lines!"
oooo nice recovery