It's the fucking South Park skit, but in real life. "Tom I'm currently 10 miles outside Beaverton, unable to get into the town proper. We don't have any reports of fatalities yet. But we believe it may the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions. Beaverton has only a population of about 8,000 Tom, so this would be quite devastating." "Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?" "We're not sure what exactly is going on in the town of Beaverton Tom, but we're reporting that there is looting, raping and yes, even acts of cannibalism." "My god, you've ... you've actually seen people looting, raping and eating each other?" "We actually haven't seen it Tom, we're just reporting it." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd0p96miSK8