I think it's a good thing that the last SW I had watched was Episode III; this was my first teaser of the Disney era, and what can I say: I will not watch this one, just as I did not watched the others.
(For me, the Star Wars franchise is Star Wars from 1977, and I don't care about the other films or television series.)
why is there a black sithlike chick? i thought the empire was supposed to be raycis in dibsney wars??
'the jedi code is like an itch" LMAO GREAT WRITING RIAN JOHNSON
tranny maul is only scary because he cut his johnson off with that faggy twirl
Obi WanDisney edition: watch this famous hero suck strong black wamyn benis
Inb4 she turns and has a heroic sacrifice while ending up teaching Obi-Wan a life lesson that goes on to be some foundation of his actions in ANH like learning how to mimic the sound of a Krayt Dragon or actually bother to teach Luke about The Force after the years in exile left the poor hwite man depressed with the sads because all his friends
were murdered by his "brother"died and sad man is sad.Ahahaha. A+ post.
I'm calling it: she dies saving luke skywalker, and sad obi watches while jacking off after he gains 100 pounds eating blue space cheetos and jacking off to anime porn from some queer reddit sub. Obi gets 15 minutes screentime in his entire series, 10 minutes of it was the scene I just described. Then they hire rian johnson to create a 3 part biopic on the strang womayn sith who's also related to rey and tico, somehow. Through magical vaginal force powers. End Scene.