Landwhale is too fat for Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios
(insidethemagic.net)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The only concession I would make is that people too fat to ride should be able to test before paying at the barrier of entry or get compensated (maybe full refund) if they can't ride. Other than that, you've already eaten your cake, fatty, so you can't have it too.
Depending on the ride, she could also have killed someone by crushing or by causing the security bar to lock too high to restrain a small passager.
When I got tall enough as a teen bag of bones to ride a nice rollercoaster, I was seated next to an obese woman.
The security bar locked on her thighes. Uh oh.
Second turn she grabbed my arm so I wouldn't get ejected out.
Fat people kill.
They've been doing that for over a decade