Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster Censors One-Handed Salute | Sankaku Complex
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And the guns in et were walkie talkies.
And greedo shot first.
F*ing revisionists.
If you look at the real original Star Wars, Greedo didn't have time to shoot. Because Han isn't a retard, and knew that shooting the motherfuck was going to be his only way out. It's the exact same impulse that led him to shoot the console when the conversation with the storm trooper went south during Leia's rescue.
And he knew he was in a real, honest-to-God dirtbag bar where everyone minds their own fucking beeswax.
The idea of people dodging something moving the speed of light is absurd anyway. Jedi can deflect blaster bolts with their lightsabers because the force moves them into the right position before the blaster fires.
Blaster bolts don't move at the speed of light. He still would've been too close to dodge.