117 If this 4chan anon is to be believed, boys are more broken than even I thought. No ambition, no opinions, just a desire for refuge from the hate thrown at them by women and girls. (media.patriots.win) posted 2 years ago by TheImpossible1 2 years ago by TheImpossible1 +122 / -5 99 comments download share 99 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
A tuna walks into a sushi bar and tells the chef, "You killed my father!"
Chef says "That's my business, fish."
The tuna thinks this for a moment and says "Very well. Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef.
"Then you can feed me to your customers," says the tuna.
So they start to play. Now, tunas love to play chess so in a few moves the tuna has the chef checkmated.
"Looks like I win," says the tuna.
The chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly."
But I won!" says the tuna.
"So did you father," says the chef.