yeah, by the time we were in college chemistry, it was like...

um no, that definitely won't work. you might blow your fucking hand off, but that concoction is not stable at all, and it doesn't give you magical ammonium nitrate crystals.

also, if you want ammonium nitrate, there are plenty of places that sell it already made and much better than you're going to make in your mom's basement, no weird ID checkout necessary.