. I always had a certain style of dress and demeanour that reminded women of Jack Sparrow and basically acted like I could have any one but only want that special one. To get this feeling is the true desire of every woman. However, this desire is genetically encoded and programmed to find a permanent partner for breeding.

Ah okay, that makes perfect sense. There have been some men who have said the exact same thing about how they would woo married women using an identical tactic.

One guy in particular.... when the women would get serious about wanting to leave their husbands for him, he would bail on them or make up some excuse to end the relationship, and then move on to the next woman.

And so all these women naturally wanted to breed with me at some point, but unfortunately the word "strap-on" doesn't read "no-parts" backwards for no reason. :D

Ahahahaha.....wow I never thought of that before.