“I know that fully vaccinated people are still catching and transmitting COVID, but that's only because those first few vaccines weren't TRUE vaccines. True COVID vaccines have never been tried,” explained a dancing AOC in an at-capacity hospital restroom. “The first 2 or 3 doses didn't really count. We need everyone to take more boosters for the vaccines to actually be effective. That's just science!”

(globo keks)

I want a job at the bee.