just wait and pirate it
not bothering to write an itemized review, it wasn't particularly subversive more than the previous ones - it was kind of empty with no real substance
it just wasn't even that much fun - it relied entirely on fan nostalgia mostly for the raimi series and self-referential "humor" and the multiple spider man thing was done better by spiderverse
if anything it is a showcase of how the marvel team is so strapped for ideas that they have to pull the good ones from the previous movies
I would put it in the bottom 3rd of marvel movies, not worth full attention but fine as background when you are doing something else
I admire your optimism
Well if you end up seeing it, watch it with your own perspective on life, there's a good lesson in there they accidentally promoted. The good natured lessons in the movie were guaranteed not intentional.