I remember the Cincinnati one. That's when they started with Assigned Seating Only. And during the 80s and 90s, they made sure your butt stayed in your fucking seat, so that there wasn't people in the aisle trying to push up for a better view. Joints passed around? Who fucking cares, as long as you stayed the fuck seated.
So a few years ago, we go to see Alice Cooper, and every idiot is standing and swaying like some kind of retarded Goombah. "Stand in the aisle if you can't see" was the response I got. Fuck that, that's how crushes start, I said. Well.
I remember the Cincinnati one. That's when they started with Assigned Seating Only. And during the 80s and 90s, they made sure your butt stayed in your fucking seat, so that there wasn't people in the aisle trying to push up for a better view. Joints passed around? Who fucking cares, as long as you stayed the fuck seated.
So a few years ago, we go to see Alice Cooper, and every idiot is standing and swaying like some kind of retarded Goombah. "Stand in the aisle if you can't see" was the response I got. Fuck that, that's how crushes start, I said. Well.