But what if your love of caramel were so single-minded and all-consuming that you were literally unable to think about anything else? What if you lived in a fantasy world where caramel was literally the sole and only cause of all the world's problems, and eating the caramel was similarly the solution to all of the world's problems? What if you were so comforted by the simplicity of the Caramel Question as an automatic default in the face of any difficulty or adversity that it never occurred to you to talk or think about anything that was not Caramel, knowing, as you would, that the Ingredients of the Elders of Cadbury was a real and legitimate document, and that it explained all of the evil that exists in the universe?
It's a ridiculous assertion that our grievances with caramel are the sole problem of all the hot fudge people. But there is a disturbing chain of circumstances of anti hot fudge behavior that we can link back to the caramel lovers. The anti hot fudge propaganda in the media, pushing degenerative behavior to spiritually rot the hot fudge community, shadow control of dessert executive meetings at cadbury as 'advisors', and total control of the desert banking industrial complex. Why do the caramel people insist the hot fudge lovers send their boys to die because the whipped cream people are actually fighting back against their lies? What if you discovered in the caramel people's holy book that the hot fudge lover's lord and savior, Milton Hershey, was in dessert hell boiling in a cauldron of burnt caramel? To ignore the evil and lies of caramel is suicide for the hot fudge folks.
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But what if your love of caramel were so single-minded and all-consuming that you were literally unable to think about anything else? What if you lived in a fantasy world where caramel was literally the sole and only cause of all the world's problems, and eating the caramel was similarly the solution to all of the world's problems? What if you were so comforted by the simplicity of the Caramel Question as an automatic default in the face of any difficulty or adversity that it never occurred to you to talk or think about anything that was not Caramel, knowing, as you would, that the Ingredients of the Elders of Cadbury was a real and legitimate document, and that it explained all of the evil that exists in the universe?
It's a ridiculous assertion that our grievances with caramel are the sole problem of all the hot fudge people. But there is a disturbing chain of circumstances of anti hot fudge behavior that we can link back to the caramel lovers. The anti hot fudge propaganda in the media, pushing degenerative behavior to spiritually rot the hot fudge community, shadow control of dessert executive meetings at cadbury as 'advisors', and total control of the desert banking industrial complex. Why do the caramel people insist the hot fudge lovers send their boys to die because the whipped cream people are actually fighting back against their lies? What if you discovered in the caramel people's holy book that the hot fudge lover's lord and savior, Milton Hershey, was in dessert hell boiling in a cauldron of burnt caramel? To ignore the evil and lies of caramel is suicide for the hot fudge folks.