37 () posted 3 years ago by FBoysInc 3 years ago by FBoysInc +37 / -0 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Real version: "If we couldnt stop a meteor strike, theres no way you can stop the global average temperature from changing by .1 degrees. Now let me do humanity a favor by eating every parasite in this room. "
Good ending!
"Now, in the interest of progressive culture, which one of you deviants here would like to be the first human to fuck a living velociraptor?"