probably would've been a two-shot regimen just like the other two vaccines but they fucked it up rushing it out. Well what do you think would happen when you rush things out like that?

It's not rushed, though. It's intentional. All of these vaccines are being put out this way on purpose.

The CDC and health officials have even mandated administrators to NOT aspirate, which means there is an increased chance of intravenous travel as opposed to intramuscular localization.

In short, they want to raise the chance of messenger travel, which will result in clotting or other SAEs.