No, no, it's not about Afghanistan. I don't give a fuck about that shithole and I never fucking did, ok? I was just mad you fucked up my favorite skyline and made us have to retake all the postcard photos.
Yes I KNOW you were just making Deus Ex canon and I get it dude, it's my favourite game too, but until you whack the statue you don't get to use that argument.
Oh come on, you didn't even know about the Back to the Future prophecy until AFTER! Anyway, shut the fuck up, it's not about that.
I just want you to explain something to me.
Why'd you hit Eagles of Death Metal, and a fucking Ariana Grande concert, but I'm watching Greta Thunberg and some ponce in dungarees ruin Rick Astley?
Allah can hear this shit, Mo. Do you think Allah WANTS to hear it? Do you think peace was upon the prophet whilst this noise was going on?
For God's sake Mo, sort yourself out, or there's no fucking way you're getting seventy-two virgins. You're on course for like eight right now, tops. How long are eight gonna last you, Mo? You've got ETERNITY, and only eight.
What?
No, I'm not removing you from my friends list again.
Hello, Mohammed?
Yeah it's me again.
No, no, it's not about Afghanistan. I don't give a fuck about that shithole and I never fucking did, ok? I was just mad you fucked up my favorite skyline and made us have to retake all the postcard photos.
Yes I KNOW you were just making Deus Ex canon and I get it dude, it's my favourite game too, but until you whack the statue you don't get to use that argument.
Oh come on, you didn't even know about the Back to the Future prophecy until AFTER! Anyway, shut the fuck up, it's not about that.
I just want you to explain something to me.
Why'd you hit Eagles of Death Metal, and a fucking Ariana Grande concert, but I'm watching Greta Thunberg and some ponce in dungarees ruin Rick Astley?
Allah can hear this shit, Mo. Do you think Allah WANTS to hear it? Do you think peace was upon the prophet whilst this noise was going on?
For God's sake Mo, sort yourself out, or there's no fucking way you're getting seventy-two virgins. You're on course for like eight right now, tops. How long are eight gonna last you, Mo? You've got ETERNITY, and only eight.
What?
No, I'm not removing you from my friends list again.
Yes, we can still play Insurgency together.
I love you too. Bye, Mo.
You can like mo, but I low-key hate him.
He's like a sex obsessed version ultra-crazy Impossible1.
"Beat women" and "Give me virgins"?!!
Mo needs to calm the fuck down before he goes all "Extraordinary Gentleman".
8/8