175 posted 3 years ago by HypJii 3 years ago by HypJii +176 / -1 86 comments share 86 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Earlier this year my barber told me Covid has a 99% mortality rate. I didn't say anything; I just wanted them to finish so I could get the heck out.
You do not argue with a guy that has a razor to your neck.
Don't talk about how you're planning to bang their daughter either.
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(Sweenty Todd reference to anyone confused)