The CIA has got to be the most incompetent and ineffective waste of taxpayers' money in the history of government. Not only because of their endless track record of failed Bond-villainesque schemes, from plotting to assassinate Castro with an exploding cigar to training tomorrow's enemies today in every place from Colombia to Afghanistan, but also because everyone knows about all of it.
Far from a terrifying, clandestine intelligence service, the CIA is an active source of embarrassment for the United States. They're as bad at planning an effective operation as a 13-year-old on a sugar high, and as bad at keeping secrets as that 13-year-old's girlfriend.
The CIA has got to be the most incompetent and ineffective waste of taxpayers' money in the history of government. Not only because of their endless track record of failed Bond-villainesque schemes, from plotting to assassinate Castro with an exploding cigar to training tomorrow's enemies today in every place from Colombia to Afghanistan, but also because everyone knows about all of it.
Far from a terrifying, clandestine intelligence service, the CIA is an active source of embarrassment for the United States. They're as bad at planning an effective operation as a 13-year-old on a sugar high, and as bad at keeping secrets as that 13-year-old's girlfriend.
Worst than ineffective, they fuck around doing bad shit that nobody asked for and hurts people.
MkUltra, Operation Mockingbird, messing around in Central/South America.
Good chance they set up 9/11 or let it happen.