I'd laugh at the situation.

I'm not clownpilled, but that's funny in how dumb those people are. It's like laughing at someone putting down a "caution: slippery" sign then pratfalling right on top of it. It's financial slapstick.

Here are the following people who should move to the big city:

• Homeless who seek a place where when they die, the body will be found relatively quickly.
• Billionaires who want to figure out creative ways to die.
• Gang fighting idiots who want to make meat fireworks out of their own bodies as they get shot up by rival gangs.

And that's the list. If you're not on that list, you're at least somewhat better off avoiding big cities as living locations.