At a guess, it's meant to say "bruises and scratches", which I would have thought would normally be written as "cuts and bruises" (at least where I'm from), but they've written "viruses" so many times that their autocorrect/spell check now automatically corrects bruises to viruses, which is just... Quite hilarious really.
That guy in the red underwear//
In the DM report,
Viruses and scratches?
At a guess, it's meant to say "bruises and scratches", which I would have thought would normally be written as "cuts and bruises" (at least where I'm from), but they've written "viruses" so many times that their autocorrect/spell check now automatically corrects bruises to viruses, which is just... Quite hilarious really.
It's so much funnier this way, anyway!!
Lol they are doing their “journalism” from their phone lol, good catch.