Apparently two counties in Washington have summarily deputized all restaurant and bar employees to oversee the public health. I'm sure the 18 year old chicks delivering waffles to your table are absolutely qualified to determine the state of the customer's health before they'll be able to order breakfast. This is clearly the best method of containing virus particles from spreading; get the wait staff to certify the health quality of customers.
I couldn't stop laughing.
I've also been mystified by Steilacoom and Sedro Woolley, the first time I heard someone mention Sedro Woolley I thought they were talking about a breed of sheep. (I like sheep :)
I love Sedro Woolley. I nicknamed it the Shire because everyone there acts like hobbits and I half expect elves to show up.