The Biden admin must acknowledge 9/11. They can't be that callous yet. Biden will give a speech that goes something like this:
"Twenty years ago, some people did a thing. Then, we fought a costly war in Afghanistan for twenty years, which I stunningly and bravely ended in the most competent way possible, even though Trump's policies cost American lives.
But today, we face an even greater threat, the dual threat of domestic white supremacist terrorism, and the Covid pandemic. I vow to keep the American people safe by instituting diverse and inclusive programs to fight these growing threats, through a bunch of unconstitutional executive orders."
Bonus point possibility: "That's why I am creating, as part of a massive international program, a universal vaccine passport system to keep you all safe from badness, wherever you travel. Now you can rest easy knowing that everywhere you go, we will know, and keep you safe, safely, safe, from terror and disease. Build Back Better. Chocut chocut chip."
The Biden admin must acknowledge 9/11. They can't be that callous yet. Biden will give a speech that goes something like this:
"Twenty years ago, some people did a thing. Then, we fought a costly war in Afghanistan for twenty years, which I stunningly and bravely ended in the most competent way possible, even though Trump's policies cost American lives.
But today, we face an even greater threat, the dual threat of domestic white supremacist terrorism, and the Covid pandemic. I vow to keep the American people safe by instituting diverse and inclusive programs to fight these growing threats, through a bunch of unconstitutional executive orders."
Bonus point possibility: "That's why I am creating, as part of a massive international program, a universal vaccine passport system to keep you all safe from badness, wherever you travel. Now you can rest easy knowing that everywhere you go, we will know, and keep you safe, safely, safe, from terror and disease. Build Back Better. Chocut chocut chip."
Saving this for when Biden says all of these quotes verbatim 10 days from now.