Along this line, I'm surprised more celebrities don't get caught trying to fuck animals, if they're going down the line of doing risky and taboo things. It's aaaalways kids. I realize that an animal can be moved around and hidden better than a kid (and it won't snitch later in life), but there aren't even rumors that it's happening. Can you imagine trying to reconcile fucking a 10 year old, but not a sheep? Or a dog? Or a horse?