I miss hipsters. They had better dress sense, music, and we're way less annoying. I mean, every group has folks that take it too far, or get snobby, but they tended to be a smaller group.

Now the latest craze is sexual preference, and they get as obscure as hipsters trying to be cool by listening to music that doesn't exist.

"Oh, you're trixic? That's so old, everyone is Dinotopia now."