I'd say South Africa was more like a porn star with obvious implants in both her breast and her lips, visible scars from the surgery, overuse of botox in her face, and an overabundance of makeup that makes her look uglier than if she just went natural and showed how old she really is. And despite how wretched she looks, the director is still insisting that she's hot and that you're obviously getting a boner to her and you should feel so proud. 'Cause there sure as hell was never anything beautiful about it. And it's considered the best nation in Africa.