Hold on. Just hold on a second. Here we have a story with:
-An antagonist who embodies everything Reddit does not like
-The antagonist going TOTALLY CRAZY AND NUTS for absolutely no reason
-The antagonist delivering several lines that you almost never hear in real life but hear in 100% of Very Real Social Media Stories
-An important person with many titles (so you know they're important and smart) walking into the room and delivering a lengthy smackdown monologue
-The antagonist instantly admitting that the Reddit-approved way of thinking is correct and begging for mercy from her enlightened and rational betters
And you think it's fake? Please, I haven't seen something so genuine since Einstein gave me that hundred dollar bill. I think you need to be more open-minded.
Hold on. Just hold on a second. Here we have a story with:
-An antagonist who embodies everything Reddit does not like
-The antagonist going TOTALLY CRAZY AND NUTS for absolutely no reason
-The antagonist delivering several lines that you almost never hear in real life but hear in 100% of Very Real Social Media Stories
-An important person with many titles (so you know they're important and smart) walking into the room and delivering a lengthy smackdown monologue
-The antagonist instantly admitting that the Reddit-approved way of thinking is correct and begging for mercy from her enlightened and rational betters
And you think it's fake? Please, I haven't seen something so genuine since Einstein gave me that hundred dollar bill. I think you need to be more open-minded.