Win / KotakuInAction2
KotakuInAction2
Communities Topics Log In Sign Up
Sign In
Hot
All Posts
Settings
All
Profile
Saved
Upvoted
Hidden
Messages

Your Communities

General
AskWin
Funny
Technology
Animals
Sports
Gaming
DIY
Health
Positive
Privacy
News
Changelogs

More Communities

frenworld
OhTwitter
MillionDollarExtreme
NoNewNormal
Ladies
Conspiracies
GreatAwakening
IP2Always
GameDev
ParallelSociety
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
Content Policy
DEFAULT COMMUNITIES • All General AskWin Funny Technology Animals Sports Gaming DIY Health Positive Privacy
KotakuInAction2 The Official Gamergate Forum
hot new rising top

Sign In or Create an Account

21
Worst E3 of all time
posted 4 years ago by kratomlol 4 years ago by kratomlol +22 / -1

They could of just said

"We are going to skip E3 this year because anything remotely interesting is just a CGI teaser or a delayed game you already know about"

22 comments share
22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
Comments (22)
sorted by:
▲ 8 ▼
– DefinitelyNotIGN 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

Marketing is important. But marketing should be done by marketeers. Not by devs, who have their own job to do. And not by HR checkbox hire rejects, either.

Get a marketeer to look over stuff already made, photoshop some stills and gussy it up, hire some booth babes and dress them in (in)appropriate cosplay of your lead mascots and characters, show off some concept art or storyboards, and have that marketeer gush about how awesome the game is going to be because the concept, the story, and the gameplay.

I'll take my $50,000 consulting check, thanks. I just told every dev what they should be doing to have a successful display. AAA dev with money to throw around? Don't hire random tokens, instead, MAKE random tokens: Statues of cool stuff in the game, figures, keychains, plushies. For the cost of one Woke Consultant for a single year, you can make approximately 10,000 plushies.

So, marketeers, riddle me this: What would get more sales: A woke consultant who does an HR struggle session meeting on the E3 stage, or the accountant on a quiet day standing around in nerd-infested areas with a crate full of 10,000 plushies of the cutest mob in your game handing them out saying "buy Fallfort Of Duty 7.3! Free plushies! His name is Janto and he's adorable!" then posting that video on youtube?

permalink parent save report block reply

Original 8chan Links to Gamer Gate:

.

The main GG discussion is on the videogames board: https://8chan.moe/v/

.

GamerGate archive is at https://8chan.moe/gamergatehq/

.

GamerGate Wiki:

https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php/Main_Page

. . . . . .

. . . . . .

The below rules are just a summary of the rules which can be found in the Welcome Ashore post.

.

ONE: Do not post Illegal Activity, or criminal manifestos.

.

TWO: Do not engage in speech that promotes, advocates, glorifies, or endorses violence.

.

THREE: Do not threaten, harass, defame, or bully users.

.

FOUR: Do not post involuntary Salacious Material.

.

FIVE: Do not post Porn

.

SIX: NSFW content must be flaired NSFW.

.

SEVEN: Do not post Facebook accounts or twitter accounts with less than 500 followers, and personal information.

.

EIGHT: Do not intentionally deceive others by impersonating another.

.

NINE: Do not solicit or engage in transactions that are federally regulated by the US govt.

.

TEN: No vote manipulation. Do not break communities.win's features.

.

ELEVEN: Do not post spam.

.

TWELVE: Do not post intentional falsehoods or hoaxes.

.

THIRTEEN: No reposts

.

FOURTEEN: Do not post more than 5 posts a day to this sub.

.

FIFTEEN: Do not direct particularly egregious identity based slurs at users.

.

SIXTEEN: Do not attack entire identity groups as inferior or conspiring.


Moderators

  • DomitiusOfMassilia
  • ClockworkFool
  • C
Message the Moderators

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy

2025.03.01 - r9bjb (status)

Copyright © 2024.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy