I mean, most of the west coast catches on fire because the hippie faggots that live there refuse to let the fire department and forestry preserve groups do controlled burns to prevent the gigantic infernos that keep destroying hundreds of acres of dried up kindling and historic (and modern) logging towns, so they're already halfway there to destroying it all, anyway. We just need a few more kids "lighting fireworks" per year, and we can turn it all into a completely desertified mountain range.
I mean, most of the west coast catches on fire because the hippie faggots that live there refuse to let the fire department and forestry preserve groups do controlled burns to prevent the gigantic infernos that keep destroying hundreds of acres of dried up kindling and historic (and modern) logging towns, so they're already halfway there to destroying it all, anyway. We just need a few more kids "lighting fireworks" per year, and we can turn it all into a completely desertified mountain range.