Dude if you think that's bad go look up some random recipes.

Everybody wants to be a fuckin gonzo. It's all prefaced by random bullshit no one cares about.

Every single journalist is an attention whore who writes entirely with the goal of gaining more influence and fame.

It's a joke.

No one cares about your retarded bloviations on topics you don't understand, Shlomo. Shut the fuck up and give me the recipe for short ribs.