TFW you try to occupy America but you face a guerrilla force that taught the Taliban everything it knew and whose leadership has an average IQ over 150, while Cletus, Tyrone and pals take out your forward base with pipe bombs launched out of an old PVC tube.
TFW you invade the united states, their military surrenders immediately but you still have to secure Appalachia.
TFW you try to occupy America but you face a guerrilla force that taught the Taliban everything it knew and whose leadership has an average IQ over 150, while Cletus, Tyrone and pals take out your forward base with pipe bombs launched out of an old PVC tube.