Most men, even the soyest of soyboys, want to fix womens' problems.

Disagree, most soyboys I've met are generally much more selfish/mercenary than that. They would only help if it could be made into a performative display recorded for public viewing, and they would never hitch themselves to someone even less capable than them unless it appeared personally profitable for them. So leading with a problem or needing support would be a negative for them, they're only after a sugar momma to sponge off or, failing that, someone to take advantage of.