Don't worry, just say "no homo" before you blow the other guy and it's a totally straight bro-job. Then a year later during your wedding to him say "I do. No homo." After you grow old together, put a pre-plan funeral in place where your companion plot has the headstone engraved with "no homo." It's cool, totally straight, brother.
It is not that one. It's like they get marred, adopt a kid, and the poster says something like "my husband didn't say no homo last night, maybe he's gay?"
It's the one about getting married for benefits. They adopt a kid, live together, and leads to the no homo last night joke. I know exactly what you're talking about but can't find it.
Don't worry, just say "no homo" before you blow the other guy and it's a totally straight bro-job. Then a year later during your wedding to him say "I do. No homo." After you grow old together, put a pre-plan funeral in place where your companion plot has the headstone engraved with "no homo." It's cool, totally straight, brother.
There's some copypasta about this type of thing that always makes me laugh
https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210
It is not that one. It's like they get marred, adopt a kid, and the poster says something like "my husband didn't say no homo last night, maybe he's gay?"
It's the one about getting married for benefits. They adopt a kid, live together, and leads to the no homo last night joke. I know exactly what you're talking about but can't find it.