My follow Republicans, can you go back to pretending we represent you while pushing full steam ahead with outsourcing jobs overseas, allowing unfettered immigration and putting you and your descendants into perpetual debt slavery to pay to spread "liberal democracy" across the globe all while violent mobs burn down cities to applause while you have your rights taken away if you don't think a man can be a woman? It is best for everyone if you accept this generous offer of unity. You wouldn't want to be labeled an extremist would you?