Look at the latest American mess. Look at Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who says the California wildfires were caused by a secret Jewish space laser and that Democratic leaders like Nancy Pelosi should be executed. She was just promoted. I don’t know if that kind of madness will pop up in Canada, but we have to keep a lid on things. That means enforcing compulsory face-masking and in a very public way.

Merde... How... The hell... Do you get some mental leap from "Jewish space lasers, what a loon, right?" to "masks solve Jewish space lasers"?

I didn't delete anything in that quote, that's literally the flow of thought: Jewish Space Lasers, therefore masks.

Oh God of Abraham, if Your Chosen People indeed do have a Jewish Space Laser, please, let its judgment rain down, for if someone can be that mentally skipping and still be employed in this low-jobs environment, we deserve it. Bring on the Jewish Space Laser, Do not let masks distract you, great YHWH, Jehova, Alpha and Omega. Let your Jewish Space Laser judgment come, whether we wear masks or not.