Those cringe motherfuckers couldn't be bothered with a check I could read and cash, oh no. They're sending out debit cards. Looks like we're all on welfare now folks. Waitin' for de gubment to charge up my spending card so I can go to Walmart.
And their favorite folks the bankers, get a transaction cut on everything.
I'm worn out with the fraud at this point.
I will make some guesses:
The plastic card is of course trackable when used; lots of juicy data there.
It's refillable for the next [serf] welfare payment
It could become a kind of financial ID, kind of like a social security number.
And of course the bankers always get their transaction fees.
Tsk, tsk. All that cynicism... We'll be deducting that from your next stimulus; you can only blame yourself.