Not sure if this is even worthy of a post, but I'm in the market for a new phone now and I only see Huawei, Google (specifically the Pixel, because you can't avoid Android really) and Apple on my boycott list. No gimmicky "privacy" phones (Librem etc), I need something fairly normie.
Recommend apps too if you have any suggestions, I use Microsoft everything currently.
This is a non-sequitur. Samsung adds features that aren't always in AOSP - this doesn't mean they are bugs. It means Google is shit at writing OSs.
See above.
Drivel. If Samsung were making such major changes as you claim, it would at the least have different bugs, and more likely, since they aren't as incompetent as Google's Android devs, fewer bugs.
I see I'm doing the equivalent of trying to explain algebra to a sack of potatoes.
I'm a professional software engineer, and you are an idiot.