Alternatively, they could just skip meals after defecating before work and take drugs to suppress the hunger pains so that they won't have to take a dump at all, though that will just cause complications due to starvation which will impede their performance.
Alternatively, they could just skip meals after defecating before work and take drugs to suppress the hunger pains so that they won't have to take a dump at all, though that will just cause complications due to starvation which will impede their performance.
Then again, so will a shit rash.
More like "bring on the robots, already."