The emotional pony thing automatically told me the person was a fake. Why?
Equines seem to have this thing where the smaller they are, the meaner the are. I used to ride my sister's horse before (then I almost broke a wrist, I literally can't work my job if I damage my hands lol). Dude is the most giant, sweetest creature. Ponies on the other hand will fuck you over any way they can. Seriously, they are the least likely to emotionally support your ass.
The emotional pony thing automatically told me the person was a fake. Why?
Equines seem to have this thing where the smaller they are, the meaner the are. I used to ride my sister's horse before (then I almost broke a wrist, I literally can't work my job if I damage my hands lol). Dude is the most giant, sweetest creature. Ponies on the other hand will fuck you over any way they can. Seriously, they are the least likely to emotionally support your ass.
Don't tempt me.
I can't stop laughing about this sentence. I can just imagine a pony standing there, scheming about how to make my day a living hell.
You may laugh, but I have had my hair eaten by a pony before. Shave your head, give no surface for attacks.
Just when I think things cannot get any funnier.
How on earth does that happen? Are they stupid or something?
No, they are evil. They have some sort of darkness in their souls.