I'm just flabbergasted that eating at restaurants has gone from a "once in a while treat" to "an everyday thing that people actually rely on because they can't cook/think being able to cook is the oddball thing to do."

Christ, I was worrying about my ability to ply a survivlist trade should The Collapse come while I still have to inhabit a human body, but I realized I already have one or two, because none of these modern primate moo-cows understand fire, or would know how to use it to avoid dying of food poisoning.