Why the fucking baby Jesus hell do you ship highly sensitive material that is politically incriminating?

Find someone to drive the fucking thing out there. Shipping companies are fucking notorious for not giving a shit about damaging packages as it is. This is like trying to send the Pentagon Papers by snail mail in a normal envelope, not priority or anything.

You take a driver and a co-driver. You give them weapons, you give them food, and you give them piss bottles, and you tell them not to stop. You pre-arrange some checkpoints when and how to contact people on the way to make sure all is well. You might even need to switch cars. The fucking intelligence agencies are involved in the middle of this Burisma scandal. There's a reason Snowden was fucking paranoid.